zooeyclairedeschanel:

why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

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(Source: hungarian)

first world problem:

no one knows i have an iphone 5 because the case makes it look bulky like the old one :(((((((